Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide?
Because it's too cold out-tide!
Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years?
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector.
A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with